The Jess clone!
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The Jess clone!
OK this diary will detail my attempts to clone the Jess!, I have a strand of her hair wich I am now placing in the DNA sampler to extrapolate the Jessness!
Stage 1 complete. Now I place the sample into the Jess cabinet and pull a handle like on an old slot machine!
Mmmm, three raspberrys have just come up, is that a good sign?
OK now to place the sample into the Jess cabinet, My hands are shaking this is very nerve racking!
Stage 2, now to play some all that Jazz music on the sample to give it those supple hip swings! gulp.
OK, now the final stage, I just have to press this switch and pull this bannana, er bannana, oh no, thats my lunch! ahem Just press this switch and the clone of Jess will be complete!
Here goes..........lights are flashing......but wait something is wrong!!!!!
Oh no, there is a tiny hole in the cabinet...and ......and a Moth has got in and contaminated the DNA strand!
Aaaaaaaah! what have I done.......Its...Its...the Jess MOTH! A giant Moth with large eyes swinging its hips and singing ...and all that Jazzz.......heeelp me , heeelp me!!!!!
Stage 1 complete. Now I place the sample into the Jess cabinet and pull a handle like on an old slot machine!
Mmmm, three raspberrys have just come up, is that a good sign?
OK now to place the sample into the Jess cabinet, My hands are shaking this is very nerve racking!
Stage 2, now to play some all that Jazz music on the sample to give it those supple hip swings! gulp.
OK, now the final stage, I just have to press this switch and pull this bannana, er bannana, oh no, thats my lunch! ahem Just press this switch and the clone of Jess will be complete!
Here goes..........lights are flashing......but wait something is wrong!!!!!
Oh no, there is a tiny hole in the cabinet...and ......and a Moth has got in and contaminated the DNA strand!
Aaaaaaaah! what have I done.......Its...Its...the Jess MOTH! A giant Moth with large eyes swinging its hips and singing ...and all that Jazzz.......heeelp me , heeelp me!!!!!
tinman- Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
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Re: The Jess clone!
What have I let loose on the world!!!!! lol xxxxx
tinman- Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
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