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Jools' song 'Jools's silver Kettle

Post by tinman on Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:23 pm

OK these lyrics actualy go to a Beatles song called 'maxwells silver hammer' So If you've never heard this Beatles track, you probably wont follow these lyrics so well :L
I'll have to record it I think, the alternate version Razz

OK so I've called it.............

Jools's silver Kettle
(to the tune of the beatles track 'Maxwells silver hammer)

She can lose many things, fall down a hole do anything
she's so accident prone,
When she's on the phone to her mum, she even loses her mind,
when her Mum is talking rubbish, Jools does her little puffa fish
impression standing there,
Cause she dont really care so she starts to
make a cup of tea,

But then she seems to lose her grip, and the Kettle falls to the floor....

Chorus

Bang bang, Jool's Kettle falls down and half concusses the Cat,
Bang bang, Jools Kettle hits the cat nearly squashing it flat,

(whistle segmant)

Verse

Photographed by Mr T, falling out of a tree,
and then into a ditch,
but it was just a technical hitch or so the story goes,

she got trapped in a sleeping bag, hopped around in a zigzag,
trapped there all alone,
had to wait to get released when her
friend came home..

But dont you ever let her make, that cup of tea on her own...

Chorus2
Bang bang, Jool's Kettle falls down and half concusses the Cat,
Bang bang, Jools Kettle hits the cat nearly squashing it flat,

Bang bang something just exploded when she turned it on,
Bang bang, now the electrics gone off, and now...... she's...... lost....
her phone.............

(da da da dum crash! the end..)

Very Happy xxxxxxxxxxx
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Re: Jools' song 'Jools's silver Kettle

Post by JStevie28 on Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:30 pm

Hahahaha, good god!! Razz xxxxxxxxx
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