The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Page 1 of 2 1, 2  Next

Go down

The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by RozLaChimmer on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:09 am

Julie (Head Munch)
Julie was born in 1811 on the southern coast of Jamaica. At the age of one she had eaten all the Parmos on the entire island and therefore was banished to Scotland forever, where she was raised by a wee jimmy hat wearing Otter.
Her hobbies include Irish dancing and cutting out photos of Jodie Prenger to stick on her bathroom wall, as they make showering a lot easier for her. In the future she plans to become the next Osama Binladen as she wishes never to be found ( The people of Jamaica are still out to get her)

Jools (Multi Munch)
Jools was born in 1926 on the back of a broomstick in Bangladesh. Unfortunately the broomstick ran out of petrol quickly and she plummeted straight onto the set of a Holby City hospital scene. There, she was adopted by a psychotic serial killer and taken away by an evil posse of coco pops. Three years later she escaped and went to live with her rabbit friends. Every Monday night they ate cheesy pineapple and watched University Challenge. In the future Jools wishes to be a ginger pub owner in Coronation Street.

Laura (L Munch) (She’s still learning)
Laura was born in 1918 in a small, not very well known village called China. At the age of 7 she devoured her mother, father and pet gerbil. because they were taller then her. At this point in her life she decided that the only way she would be happy was to set her pet snail Rupert on anyone who was not wearing a onesie. She was then feeling so alone, she decided to count her haribo collection. In the future she is determined not to be the shortest person in the entire of Munchkinland. The lollypop men will pay for making fun of her! THEY WILL PAY!

Ruth (Rainbow Munch)
Ruth has been living in the out back of Australia since she 1920 She was born in a nunnery in the middle of Austria where she was immediately kicked out as they mistook her for a man, and the mother superior didn’t want to cause temptation for the nuns. An unfortunate bet resulted in her having to give up doing back flips forever and having to take her eyebrows off with an epilator. Her future plans include climbing mount Everest and becoming the first women to sell goats to the drunken man that lives on the corner of her street.




Kim wrote this while dosed up on painkillers last night. I hope you find it as amusing as we did! Also, anyone else who wants a little paragraph written about them, just let us know. I'm sure we can drug her up again at some point...
avatar
RozLaChimmer
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 1711
Join date : 2010-06-23
Age : 25
Location : Fareham

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by Juliex on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:19 am

Hahaha as LOLz! Epic! xx

_________________
boyaaaaaa
avatar
Juliex
Admin
Admin

Posts : 12053
Join date : 2010-05-23
Age : 29
Location : Glasgow!

View user profile http://jessicarobinsonforum.forummotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by ShortFry75 on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:21 am

I'm crying over here :L
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
avatar
ShortFry75
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 7490
Join date : 2010-05-26
Age : 24
Location : Hereford :)

View user profile http://www.twitter.com/ShortFry75

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by JStevie28 on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:24 am

Bahahaha! I LOVE doped up Kim!!!! Very Happy xxxx
avatar
JStevie28
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 14726
Join date : 2010-05-23
Location : Down in the South

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by Juliex on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:26 am

JP can f*ck off though, innit. ON MA WALL????
ahaha xxx

_________________
boyaaaaaa
avatar
Juliex
Admin
Admin

Posts : 12053
Join date : 2010-05-23
Age : 29
Location : Glasgow!

View user profile http://jessicarobinsonforum.forummotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by RozLaChimmer on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:29 am

Haha yeah, Im not entirely sure where Kim was going with that one Wink haha xx
avatar
RozLaChimmer
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 1711
Join date : 2010-06-23
Age : 25
Location : Fareham

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by Juliex on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:31 am

I know where....DOWN THE WELL!

_________________
boyaaaaaa
avatar
Juliex
Admin
Admin

Posts : 12053
Join date : 2010-05-23
Age : 29
Location : Glasgow!

View user profile http://jessicarobinsonforum.forummotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by RozLaChimmer on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:32 am

Kim's now begging not to be put down the well. She's frightened of the well-dwelling spiders.
avatar
RozLaChimmer
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 1711
Join date : 2010-06-23
Age : 25
Location : Fareham

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by JStevie28 on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:34 am

It's well-dwelling Shortie's she should be fearing!! Razz xxx
avatar
JStevie28
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 14726
Join date : 2010-05-23
Location : Down in the South

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by Juliex on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:37 am

EXACTLY and Hancock's lol! xx

_________________
boyaaaaaa
avatar
Juliex
Admin
Admin

Posts : 12053
Join date : 2010-05-23
Age : 29
Location : Glasgow!

View user profile http://jessicarobinsonforum.forummotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by ShortFry75 on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:40 am

Oi!!
I'm lovely...
xxx
avatar
ShortFry75
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 7490
Join date : 2010-05-26
Age : 24
Location : Hereford :)

View user profile http://www.twitter.com/ShortFry75

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by RozLaChimmer on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:48 am

Yes Shortbum, you're lovely. Kim would be in good company Wink However, Hancocks are a different kettle of fish! xx
avatar
RozLaChimmer
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 1711
Join date : 2010-06-23
Age : 25
Location : Fareham

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by Freya on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:48 am

Very Happy

_________________
When I'm down and feeling blue I close my eyes, so I can be with you
avatar
Freya
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 7098
Join date : 2010-05-27
Age : 21
Location : Over the Rainbow rehab

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by ShortFry75 on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:50 am

Yes, the Hancock is an issue..
xxxxx
avatar
ShortFry75
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 7490
Join date : 2010-05-26
Age : 24
Location : Hereford :)

View user profile http://www.twitter.com/ShortFry75

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by RozLaChimmer on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:52 am

The Hancock is a scary ass issue! xx
avatar
RozLaChimmer
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 1711
Join date : 2010-06-23
Age : 25
Location : Fareham

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by Freya on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:52 am

Shortie I don't know how you live down there.. It must be scary as hell!

_________________
When I'm down and feeling blue I close my eyes, so I can be with you
avatar
Freya
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 7098
Join date : 2010-05-27
Age : 21
Location : Over the Rainbow rehab

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by Freya on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:53 am

Give my love to Kim, Roz! anbd keep some for yourself Wink xxxx

_________________
When I'm down and feeling blue I close my eyes, so I can be with you
avatar
Freya
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 7098
Join date : 2010-05-27
Age : 21
Location : Over the Rainbow rehab

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by ShortFry75 on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:53 am

Pretty sure Keri is down here too...so it's not too bad :L
You get used to it; I've been down here too long you see :L
xxxx
avatar
ShortFry75
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 7490
Join date : 2010-05-26
Age : 24
Location : Hereford :)

View user profile http://www.twitter.com/ShortFry75

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by Freya on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:55 am

Why would Keri be down there! She's too good!
You do get my contant supplies of Jelly tots *eherm* right?
xxxxxxx

_________________
When I'm down and feeling blue I close my eyes, so I can be with you
avatar
Freya
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 7098
Join date : 2010-05-27
Age : 21
Location : Over the Rainbow rehab

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by ShortFry75 on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:57 am

Freyaaarr; yes I do... :L

Roz; how're you stranger?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
avatar
ShortFry75
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 7490
Join date : 2010-05-26
Age : 24
Location : Hereford :)

View user profile http://www.twitter.com/ShortFry75

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by RozLaChimmer on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:58 am

Freya, I just snorted at your dp on here! xD Would you like Kim to write a paragraph about you? xD xx
avatar
RozLaChimmer
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 1711
Join date : 2010-06-23
Age : 25
Location : Fareham

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by Freya on Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:59 am

Yes please! And thank you Smile Julie posted it on twitpic and I was forcing her to delete it in case Jess saw and be like 'That is one girls Haribo I wont eat ever again!'

_________________
When I'm down and feeling blue I close my eyes, so I can be with you
avatar
Freya
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 7098
Join date : 2010-05-27
Age : 21
Location : Over the Rainbow rehab

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by Freya on Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:00 am

Goood shortie Smile xxxx

_________________
When I'm down and feeling blue I close my eyes, so I can be with you
avatar
Freya
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 7098
Join date : 2010-05-27
Age : 21
Location : Over the Rainbow rehab

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by RozLaChimmer on Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:01 am

Haha oh Freya xD
Right, one thing you like, and one thing you dislike? Very Happy

Hai Shortbum hai, aye all's good Smile How're you? xx
avatar
RozLaChimmer
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 1711
Join date : 2010-06-23
Age : 25
Location : Fareham

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by ShortFry75 on Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:03 am

I'm okay - had my German oral today.
My picture card was about Model Train Sets o.0
How's Germany?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
avatar
ShortFry75
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!
Munch-Munch-Munchkin!

Posts : 7490
Join date : 2010-05-26
Age : 24
Location : Hereford :)

View user profile http://www.twitter.com/ShortFry75

Back to top Go down

Re: The Truth About The Munchkins. (By Kim)

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 1 of 2 1, 2  Next

Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum