Shortie's Banter Diary :P

Day One
I was wearing my cheapo Primark pumps in Morrisons in Bude and noticed they slipped around alot, so I started Micheal Jackson dancing - Then I span into the huuuugest guy I have ever seen. Shat myself! hahahaha

Day Two
This story has fuelled banter off my whole family for the week. Not funny.
I was reading this leaflet thing about Clevelly and it said there was a Quay. I said this outloud - but, i didn't realise it was said "key" not "kway"...how i did not know this is beyond me...but yeahhh - now my Mum calls me kway

My days get confused now but...
- Went bodyboarding and almost lost my bikini top on MANY occasions, then I ran over a Fittie McVittie and he laughed at me
-Called a lady "that old lady" really loudly and she glared at me
-Sang America to my cousin on the beach, while being watched by 3 little kids.

I think thats everything?
Oh, and I just told AB i loved Sophie Evans...he didn't know this was a 'celebrity' and thought i met her on holiday...oh dear God...

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OH WOW. I do love you.

'Kway' HAhahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHY THE FRICK IS IT SPELT WRONG?!?!??!?!
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Hahahahah! It's not you DIV!!!! You just can't speak properly!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh dear..
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JStevie28 wrote:Hahahahah! It's not you DIV!!!! You just can't speak properly!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

It's actually reading I need help with, not speaking
And it looks like it should say "kway" - no??
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NO YOU DIV!!!!!!!!!!! It's perfectly simple!!!! *tuts* Silly Short Arse!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Humph. Where are you're stupid things then? hmmmm
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Fine......

Nearly fell down a man hole
Lost a load of dicodine
Nearly gave the fish heart attacks by knocking thier bowl over
Broke a heel off on of my shoes so had to walk to work lop sided
Lost a load of feedy bags
Buggered up sciatic nerve by bashing it on a cabinet at work

I think that's about it!!

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1) I am still VERY confused about this manhole thing...wasn't it barriered or something?!!?
2) What now?
3) I feel so sorry for your fish
4) Hahahahaha! Would have payed to see that
5) Feedy bags?? Like, drip thingys?
6) Oouchy!!
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I'm going to bed now before it gets nasty!

Love you both muchly!!

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Freya wrote:I'm going to bed now before it gets nasty!

Love you both muchly!!

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Haha!! Night Freya, Love your singing video thing AMAZINGGG! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

shurrup you..

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Night night Freya! Loves you too! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Short Face:

1. I was walking through town-not looking where I was going and the man hole thing is kinda in the middle of the highstreet (stupid place to put a man hole if you ask me!) Anyway I was walking along and I sort of walked into the tape and kinda didn't realised and just kept walking and then a big bulider dude shouted at me!

2. I lost lots of drugs again.

3. They're fine! Honestly!

4. ...............

5. Kinda, yeah-they come in lots of different flavours though! They are quite cool!

6. Yes and now Mr T thinks he's going to have to push me around in a wheelbarrow. We don't even have a wheelbarrow! Ooh wait does your gnome husband have one I could borrow??

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Freya wrote:shurrup you..

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Shurrup? Noooo
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JStevie28 wrote:Short Face:

1. I was walking through town-not looking where I was going and the man hole thing is kinda in the middle of the highstreet (stupid place to put a man hole if you ask me!) Anyway I was walking along and I sort of walked into the tape and kinda didn't realised and just kept walking and then a big bulider dude shouted at me!

2. I lost lots of drugs again.

3. They're fine! Honestly!

4. ...............

5. Kinda, yeah-they come in lots of different flavours though! They are quite cool!

6. Yes and now Mr T thinks he's going to have to push me around in a wheelbarrow. We don't even have a wheelbarrow! Ooh wait does your gnome husband have one I could borrow??

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1) Hahahahahahaaha!!! BRIDGET JONES MUCH hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2) Oh God...how do you still have a job?!?!
3) Hmmmm....?
4) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
5) Flavours? Like ice lollies?
6) Yes, yes he does...


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1. Hush!!!!!

2. I honestly don't know!!! (it wasn't ALL my fault! You know how I put stuff in places and I know why I put it there and other people don't? Well I did that and someone moved it....)

3. They are really! Still floating about!

4. I can't even remember what number 4 was! Lol!

5. Um.....ish....Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate, Lemon, Apple....I think that's it....maybe Raspberry....

6.Hahahahahahaha! Lovely thanks!

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1) Hahaha!!! I love that story...I may mahve to animate it hahahahahahahahahaha
2) Oh dears...did YOU move it?
3) Bless them
4) IT WAS YOU WALKING TO WORK WITH ONLY ONE HEEL...like a true drunk
5) Seriously? Cool beans!!
6) Might be a little small for youu?? As we are Gnome sized?
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1. Oh god no....not an animation...please!!! At least give it a subtle title!

2. No I did not!!! It was Lee the pharmacy dude-he always moves my things!!!

3. Yes they need the blessing!!

4. Oh yes......Mr T fixed it

5. Hmmmmm.....I hadn't thought this through....Does Oxyshortie's husband (who is a normal size) have anything I could borrow??

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OxyShortie is 11...she is not married xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yet! She will be one day to a normal sized person with a normal sized wheelbarrow!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxx

Also my I ask, if your bikini top nearly came off the first time you were bodyboarding why did you not attempted to do something about it before bodyboarding again???? xxxxx

Tsch. I am normal sized...ish.
And I did, but it was a shitty stringy thing ¬_¬
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Hahahaha!! Good one! You're 'normal sized' Ahahahahaha!

And you need you need to get yourself some proper swimwear!!!!!!!!!!

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I do have proper swimwear...I just wasn't wearing it "/
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