Here is the news from OZ

Here is the news from OZ. Scarecrow had a fright today when a large dog jumped up him with balls bigger than a elephant, knocking him out cold for a short while. He reported being slightly shocked as they were bigger than his.

Also, the Russian thief, nockacrate-ofpopoff who had been nicking all the fizzy drinks from OZ has finaly been apprehended.

OZ police are still baffled by the toilet seat nicker, and still say as yet say they have nothing to go on!

flatulant Freddy known at OZ school for sitting on desks and breaking wind loudly, has finaly graduated from university.....he know talks out of his backside proffessionaly.

Now the weather, well its sunshine all day in OZ, with intermittent Jess luv drifting from the north, south east and west, with sporadic moos from time to time....

Thats the news from Rusty Nutts...ta ta..... cue annoying news jingle.....


Tinny xxxxxxxxxx

What the hell are you on about? ahahahaha xx

Oh my word!!
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Hmmmm.....Oz sounds.....fun?? xxxxxx

Hey hey hey, it's scary!! Ya knoow, never believe it's not so! It's scary, ya knoow

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Lol!! Yes I know it's scary!!! :S xxxxxxxxxx

Juliex wrote:What the hell are you on about? ahahahaha xx

I haven't a clue but that will teach me to suck petrol for my car...lol xxxxx

tinman wrote:

Juliex wrote:What the hell are you on about? ahahahaha xx

I haven't a clue but that will teach me to suck petrol for my car...lol xxxxx

Hahahaha!!! xxxxxxxx

Don't know what your job is, but I think its the wrong one!!!