Christmas song 'Skinny Santa'

by tinman Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:17 am

Mmm, I thought about writing a Christmas song, I always hear the same thing on the radio so thought I would have a bash ahem.

havent recorded it yet, might just chuck it, but thought I would post the lyrics for you to read.

Its called 'Skinny Santa!'

Skinny Santa

I left a letter outside my door
I dont wanna Fat Santa no more,
Last year ya broke my Chimney
brought a bird down and soot right near me,
I dont want ya gettin' stuck in my chimney no more

Chorus
I just wanna skinny Santa
not like an Aircraft hanger
I want some prezzies this year
No rudolph red nose reindeer
Just someone to fit down my chimney without
losing an ear

Verse

I'm not gonna be leaving any mince pies
cause we already lost an hour of day-light
and Rudolph is feeling the strain
He's gettin' some back pain
and time you got in the slay there's no room
for anything more

Chorus 2

I just wanna skinny Santa
With some Yo ho ho Banta
I want prezzies bigger than you,
dont want you stopping up my loo
cause dynarod dont call out on
Christmas day no more

Verse (slowed and atmospheric)

When the snow is laying all around
Dont wanna see a crater in the ground
when you slipped off the roof last year
squashed my snowman after drinking the beer
and trod in something nasty when you climbed my back stair

Chorus 3

I just wanna skinny santa
who doesnt drink Irn bru and fanta
or belches and and cant really see
and pisses on my christmas tree
still cleaning up after you,
since last January!

Just wanna skinny Santa
Just Wanna skinny santa

End