MIRANDA HART

I dunno if someone has already made a topic about her, but basically, she is the definition of amazingness and the FUNNIESTER PERSON IN THE WORLD (Shorty, NOT Sarah Millican.... ) and i think we should just put her quotes here for anyone to see to be cheered up by when they're feeling down and for generally all Merm Hart obsessives such as Freya and myself. So i'll start....

'I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO JOGS, GO HAVE A BURGER!'

It's a funny story actually, well not funny 'haha' - but funny in that it's almost unbelievable. You see we were on holiday in the Himalayas on the base camp of Everest and they were just running around in a shorts and a t-shirt - and I kept on saying "put your coat on, you'll catch your death!" and they did.

Penny: 'Speak later, dashing off to Cakercise with Belinda'

Miranda: 'Cakercise?'

Penny: 'Cake decorations and aerobics; you have to leave exactly the same weight as you came in - SUCH FUN!'

I invented your favourite game - Where's Miranda!!!

I, I WILL SH*T ALL OVER YOUR TOWELS!

GARY - LETS DO THE SEX

MIRANDA - 'When lightening hits the sea......why dont all the fish die?'

Get out of bed and pop the kettle on in one swift move

SHORTY I ACTUALLY LOVE THAT BIT! MY FAVOURITE EPISODE EVER!

Business man in hotel: So tell me Amanda, how was the trip from Yorkshire?

Miranda: Yorkshire?! (Yorkshire accent) Ooh...er....oo-ah...

Business man: So where abouts from Yorkshire are you from?

Miranda: Eerr....uhh...joost tha general Yorkshee-ah areah, nor-where specific......

'who doesnt want a bit of this in the morning? little sheep, little sheep' ;D

'what have to done today to make you feel proud?!'