General Chitter Chatter

What song? Confused xx

RAWWWR.

Hey hey!! How goes it ShortieMits? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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ShortieMits.
Actually, that is better than Mittensy o_0
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Mittensy!!! Bahahaha!! That was a stroke of genius! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I think not. You're only stroke of genius was falling off of your sofa into your coffee table. Bahahahahahaha.
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Well at least I don't fall into swimming pools

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Just manholes.
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I only nearly fell down that!!! Not quite! Unlike someone who can't sit on their kitchen counter without falling off and breaking the door!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

That hurt. Like, really hurt.
You have no counter-one-up-manship on me though, you just pushed all of your crocery off yours. Oh, and couldn't remember the word for "crocery" on twitcam :L
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Hmmm......true but I've never tried to use an umbrella whilst riding a bike!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

That's because you don't have the initiative.
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No, it's because I have some sense to know that sort of thing doesn't work! What happened when you did it Shortie?? Oh yes, you broke your umbrella.

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That is neither here nor there.
I do not pour vodka into my shoes
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No you don't, you would never do that to them, you have a freakish love/obsession for your shoes.
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Like your obsession for the wombles...?
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I do not have a womble obsession you idiot! I have one womble, that's ok! I'm talking about something like your obsession with Irn Bru!
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Which is similar to your obsession with the 3rd best disney film ever.
YES I WENT THERE BIZATCH!
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You mean Beauty and the Beast that won 18 awards?? How many did Sleeping Beauty win again???
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Kind of none. But...that doesn't even matter.

Sorry to change the subject, but OH MY GOD MY FRIEND ELLIOT IS HOT.
He has always just been Elliot - but my God he is FIIIIINE!

Anyways...BATB is kind of weird?! The old lady has a 3 year old son? Eeeeewwww!!!

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Is this the one that was taking the piss out of you because you were so short you couldn't walk up a hill fast enough?

Mrs Pots ins't that old! and Chip is about 7!!!! Also Belle has a waaaaaay better dress!

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Yes it is him ¬_¬ I hate how you remembered that.

Mrs Potts is fricking ancient! And no old woman can pick up a 7 year old!

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Hahaha, was that helpful I reminded you of that or not?? :S

She is not!! She probs just aged badly!!
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Yes, because I was really confused about who he was? :L

SHE IS OLD LOOK AT HER OLD FACE.

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Ok that's good then. So have we decided he's good looking but a bit of a prcik? Yes?

NO WAY SHE HAS GOT SMOOTH SKIN!!!

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