Monkseal Blog

For all your Confident Monster/Teachers Pet/Diet barrowman needs............

http://monkseal.wordpress.com/

Oh someone already posted it! Check that out..! I never did see it!

Thank you! x

Oh now we have 2! lol!

My fave Monkseal quote is ...
Lauren next, and she’s asked how she feels about Charlotte’s suggestion
that Andrew write a musical for her and Danielle, and Lauren giggles
that it’d be amazing, and she really thinks it’d be great for Danielle
to get all that experience understudying.

I love the ongoing LESBIAN BATHTIME/JACUZZITIME THREEWAYS/TWOWAYS... it's almost like the show producers saw his blog and kept putting that stuff in just for him!

A little bit late but shunting forward my opinion anyway
I ADORE these blogs, even though I've read them all before!
Stephanie's WTF?! face gets me everytime. What a perfect wordless summary of all the BS moments on the show :L

wishiwerehere wrote:I love the ongoing LESBIAN BATHTIME/JACUZZITIME THREEWAYS/TWOWAYS...

Come ooooon, Google hits!

RozLaChimmer wrote:A little bit late but shunting forward my opinion anyway
I ADORE these blogs, even though I've read them all before!
Stephanie's WTF?! face gets me everytime. What a perfect wordless summary of all the BS moments on the show :L

Agreed!!
It has me crying with laughter most of the time!
When he goes on about Sophie being impressed with the indoor plumbing!!
Never fails to crack me up!

He's hilarious and I love the way he takes the piss out of EVERYONE! xx

Favourite quote of the minute

"Ah well, we never really saw much acting in the other ALW shows, and so delights like Jessie Buckley’s Nancy Accent and Lewis’…Lewisness were sprung on us at Top 4 or so. And we still managed to bodyswerve both of those disasters, so we should be fine if we find out in the final that Dani has a nervous tic that means she burps every time she tries to say “Oz”. "

*dies*

I love the part when he's talking about Sophie in the Mashup with Jessica, Sophie, Danielle, Steph and Lauren in it.

"They then take their tramp jackets off and try to whirl them seductively around their heads, which results in Sophie having an encounter with hers like she just ran head first into the rotating washing-line. Lauren looks like she’s doing semaphore with hers, and Steph and Danielle both do a decent job."

hahahahaha

He's actually hilarious. I love the bit when he's reviewing the Toto mission with the dorothies, and he has a picture of John laughing and it has 'Jesus wept' underneath. Don't know why!!
xx

ShortFry75 wrote:I love the part when he's talking about Sophie in the Mashup with Jessica, Sophie, Danielle, Steph and Lauren in it.

"They then take their tramp jackets off and try to whirl them seductively around their heads, which results in Sophie having an encounter with hers like she just ran head first into the rotating washing-line. Lauren looks like she’s doing semaphore with hers, and Steph and Danielle both do a decent job."

hahahahaha

bahahahaha!!!

There's one bit (which my internet is too slow for me to find) which is something like

"Sophie was feeling lonely especially after Jessica and Bronte Barbie had left and she finally plucked up the courage to ask Lauren and Danielle to join her in a

JACUZZITIME LESBIAN THREE-WAY!

And Lauren introduced her to the wonderful world of water jets. That's what you get when you ask the older more experienced girls to join in."

or something... :L

Suppertime. Oh my.

Haha, sorry. Forgot you were only a minor!

"Oh no, wait, it’s Charlotte Church. Inside a church. I look forward to John running around with a bird carcass on his head next week yelling “LET’S HAVE A MASTERCLASS IN HERE GIRLS, CLIMB ON INSIDE!”. "

Hey! Minor indeed! I may be younger than some but taller than most!

xxx